my dog got into a little brawl with a skunk today and got her ass beat. twice. while it is such a bitch to get the smell out and it saddens me that she is stuck sleeping in the garage (i can hear her barking and whining from my room), i also find it utterly hilarious. if animals were able to talk, i'm pretty sure this is exactly how things would've gone down.hershey: whoa, what is that? is that a skunk? hey, bitch, get off my yard. (runs up to skunk)
skunk: who you callin a bitch, ho? (sprays hershey in the face)
hershey: what the hell was that? (rolls around in the grass to get the smell out) muhhfucka, it's on! you think i'm scared of you? trampy-ass skunk. (runs up to skunk again)
skunk: (sprays hershey in the face again) shoulda learned your lesson the first time, bitch.
HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOh man. Dangg XD
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