my newest friend

Can you believe some people?? So, here I am at the school bookstore, just perusing through a book, when:

guy: What is that you're reading?
me: (shows cover)
guy: The...the sar....sat...the sarto..what does that say?
me: The sartorialist.
guy: The sartorialist!
me: (I continue reading, trying to ignore him, but he keeps standing next to me, watching me while I look through the book)
guy: (after a few awkward minutes) So what is that book about?
me: (puts down book and walks away)