061110/mother-daughter moments

My mom was showing me my cousin's baby momma, who was sixteen when she had my nephew, on facebook.

Mom: Look, see? This is her now, and she was sixteen when she had Hayden. She's your age and has two children!

Me: Ughh...

Mom: (clicks on one of her pictures and points at the guy in the picture) This is the other baby's dad. I guess she's into older guys.

Me: No kidding.

Mom: (clicks on her info) Oh, well at least she's going to a university.

Me: Really, Mom? And where exactly is Stay High University located?

Mom: Ohhhh!! (starts laughing) Oh cool, so I can make something like that up too? I'm gonna say I went to Pakalolo University then! Get out of here, I'm changing my profile now.